What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?